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Carlo Emanuele Basile was an Italian Fascist politician and writer. He held various high-ranking offices within the National Fascist Party during the interwar period, and during the Italian Social Republic he served as prefect of Genoa and Undersecretary for the Armed Forces.
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Robert \"Bob\" Neyret is a retired French dental surgeon and semi-professional rally driver who competed in beginning in 1954.
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