{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
{"fact":"All cats have claws, and all except the cheetah sheath them when at rest.","length":73}
{"fact":"Like birds, cats have a homing ability that uses its biological clock, the angle of the sun, and the Earth's magnetic field. A cat taken far from its home can return to it. But if a cat's owners move far from its home, the cat can't find them.","length":243}
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{"fact":"The cat's footpads absorb the shocks of the landing when the cat jumps.","length":71}
{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
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